My eyes aren't the best I thought I once went into a bookies turned out to be 'nookies' it was an adult club. The very nice lady behind the counter was most helpful she told me that there was a lovely filly to ride in stall 3. I waited ages till the annoucement came through the tannoy 'jockeys please mount' before I could practice my riding skills. I was told by the fillys trainer that at best I was an apprentice and that would need a few years more practice before I could ride professionally!