• MR TWISTER
    14
    My eyes aren't the best I thought I once went into a bookies turned out to be 'nookies' it was an adult club. The very nice lady behind the counter was most helpful she told me that there was a lovely filly to ride in stall 3. I waited ages till the annoucement came through the tannoy 'jockeys please mount' before I could practice my riding skills. I was told by the fillys trainer that at best I was an apprentice and that would need a few years more practice before I could ride professionally!
  • stainless
    155
    But at least you get a weight allowance.
  • Kneeejerker
    203
    Mr T does that mean you a 69 year old apprentice ?
    this is 150% true I once bought a thought control behavior bed
    I broke the 4ker after 2 days
  • Kneeejerker
    203
    5.55 Donc Strong Johnson (IRE) 7th
    5.55 Donc Digital (IRE) 14th
    5.55 Donc Water Of Leith (IRE) 3rd
  • Kneeejerker
    203
    no Well Well Well for tomorrow
    i try win singles n win double

    3.15 Bath Psyche (GB)
    4.58 Ling Forge Valley Lad (GB)
  • Kneeejerker
    203
    3.15 Bath Psyche (GB) x
    4.58 Ling Forge Valley Lad (GB) x
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