winner A man was sitting quietly reading his Saturday morning paper, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife walks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: "What the hell was that for?"
WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Lucylou written on it?"
MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Lucylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
MAN: "What in the world was that for this time?"
WIFE: "That horse you had that bet on called and asked for you this morning."