Xmas gambles Bodger, bodger,
Used to be called deadly doubles,
Ran a tipping service but burst his bubble,
He owes everyone he's in trouble,
Now he's that desperate he trolls the net,
Follow him at your peril you will regret,
Looking for the golden egg,
Don't follow his tips you'll have to beg,
As you'll have no money,
Life for bodger isn't funny,
He dreams one day he might just win,
Instead of putting all his lucky 15s in the bin.
I can do a bit of poetry as well Bodger :yum: