winner A horse ends up sat opposite a donkey on a train on their way home from work.
The donkey asks the horse what do you do then?
I’m a race horse he replies
Oh I says the donkey, you ever won owt then ?
Loads says the horse, I won the derby twice, the king George, I won the arc de triumphe, I won the grand national at least once and the gold cup at Cheltenham.
Impressive says the donkey . Why do t you come round to my place Friday night tell me all about it
Ok says the horse I’ll be round about 19:00pm
The donkey starts thinking to himself how impressive this nag is and what he can do to impress this horse on Friday night.
Friday morning he goes out shopping and comes back with a large photograph of a zebra and sticks it on his mantel piece
7 0clock arrives and in walks the horse to see the donkey stood next to the pic of the zebra,
That looks ok says the horse, who is ??
That’s me says the donkey when I played for JUVENTUS
